Lightning is so good that I...

-can receive without needing to have some beforehand

-can send large amounts without limit

-can transact without needing both parties online at the time of transaction

-can't be rugged if my node is offline

-dont need to rely on large centralizing nodes for succesful transcations and cheapest fees

-have great receiver privacy, IP is hidden by default, and hidden balances can't be discovered

-can't be force closed onto a base chain against my will

-can't be griefed with zero cost

-am not overwhelmingly used custodially

-don't have any unresolvable critical security flaws after being around for years:

lists.linuxfoundation.org/pipermail/lightning-dev/2023-October/004154.html

oh wait...all of this is Monero, not Lightning 🤭