What in bloody fuck is this shit?
I had a Google Pixel lying around and decided to try Amethyst, but FUCK NO (nothing wrong with Amethyst, it's Google). 
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I've had that Google account literally since Google Mail existed, when someone had to invite you to it (ironically, a friend who used to work for Apple did). That's 19 years ago. So apparently fucking Google can't do basic arithmetic.
😂
CalyxOS is your fren.
Amethyst has also degoogled v
I don't even use my google account with Graphene, everything installed anonymously through the Aurora store