🪙 FORT NAKAMOTO // TAXES PAID, SANITY LOST 🪙

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GM ☕️

We’ve all been there, Commander…

• Capital gains on a $3 coffee

• Line 42: “Did you breathe in a bullish market?”

• Form 8949-DERP: “Please report unrealized vibes”

At the Fort, we once paid a tax on zapped morale and a 10% levy for “sat-based sarcasm.”

We’re still under audit for a suspicious pizza purchase in 2010.

But fear not.

With Bitcoin, your only obligation is to verify… and dodge politely.

#FortNakamoto #TaxationIsPain #AuditThisMempool #ZapWriteOff 🏰⚡️🧾