If Trump establishes a strategic reserve, he'll insist that the keys remain in Barron's possession. Because, you know, Barron knows about Bitcoin and is really smart when it comes to computers. Ipso facto, it makes perfect sense that billions of the American people's bitcoin should remain in the hands of an 18yo who's away at college. And this way, it'll be easy for Trump to just call Barron and have him peel off a few million for his dear ol' dad.