can you imagine? the government and their sidehustle funeral parlor featuring exotic wood caskets not even giving your dad the dignity of a she/her in death
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can't have your pronouns
can have a final box made of wood your eyes will never see
truly the best tho
finest wood in town
your two incarcerated siblings wont be there
at the funeral
but you can use jpay or securus afterwards to fill them in on the priest's homily for 59.99 a minute
and if you buy ten minutes upfront the
eleventh minute is half off but you lose it if you dont use it