What Nostr needs is more dad jokes.

What is better than one baa?

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Nostr needs a thumbs down button. 😂

Its called mute or block lol

😂 nah… #[3]​ has way more hits than misses

Definitely!!!! Feedback is good for user and creator.

You would be a good dad 😁

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

I knew a dyslexic pimp, he had a warehouse.

Also a dyslexic drug dealer, he was trying to sell me F's

In Denmark we have found out that we eat more bananas than monkeys.

Annually we eat pr person 45 bananas on average and 0 monkeys

Three kids. I know how to play them🤣

2 🎈 floating in the 🏜️

one says to the other..

watch out for that 🌵

what cactusssssssss.

I’d be remiss to not zap a dad joke.

🥁

Horse walks into a bar…

Barman asks “why the long face?”

😁

“Mo’s Tavern”

“Is there a Mr Butts there? First name Seymour?”

“Seymour Butts here! Hey I wanna Seymour Butts … when I get hold of you kids-“

You would like #[2]

Followed!

two sats zapped

one for the joke and one cause it’s so f’ing mind blowing that you can send just two zaps

OK, now stop that!!!!

If I was the enemy of #[2]​ I would call myself… CON-sessions!

What did the inventor of the knock knock joke receive?

A Nobel Prize

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

I’m sure that was just a “coincidence”

What did #[2] say to the feline acrobatics group?

Stay Tumble. Stacked Cats