What is with women’s obsession with owning dozens of bedsheets and changing them constantly.

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Like changing the CSS regularly to get that best color scheme and typography :-)

I’m asking myself the same question. My wife just bought a new comforter and duvet even though the blanket we had before was perfectly fine. 😅

I came home one day to black silk bedding and im like jesus christ here we go again

There will be signs

Well looks like your queen wants the king to be comfortable. If it was cotten meh, but silk? That's high class, now you can turn the rest of the sheets into a blanket fort

No friction at all. Was sliding around like i was on an a fucking ice rink

That and 16 pillows on a queen size bed.

University friends lasted 12 week terms never changing their sheets……. It was at the extreme end of things, but he never got accused of smelling, that bad.

And they have to be Egyptian cotton with the highest thread count possible.

It’s just better okay.

Yes, one of the great mysteries of life

Say what you will, but getting into a bed with fresh sheets just hits different. This is an area of spending that I don't push back on 🤣

Dan gets it 👆

I honestly never notice.

Then again i could sleep on the fucking pavement and still have a great sleep.

Just let this one slide. Trust me.

Fish don’t know they’re in water.

Never letting it slide. Otherwise chaos wins.

Have Fun Staying Uncomfortable

😂

I have to agree with Dan here. Although I would say two sets is enough. One set on the bed; the other in line for the change (while the first set is then washed). Rotate. Simple.

can’t use flannel in the summer though

so max 4 sets

Pure, high-thread cotton all year round.

Right?!

I need more than a 100 count thread to be comfortable in bed and it has to be cotton. Women taught me this hahaha 😆

I know right. Leave my yellow pillow alone.

Nothing better than new sheets. She’s a keeper.

Do not complain or you risk fucking up a good thing.

This☝️

If u find urself complaining about her, stop. Celebrate her peculiarities. U are so lucky 🐸

Yep and yep!

Women like being clean unlike shadowy super coders 😂

Haha Bitcoin Sandy is so hype in the profile pic! 😂

As long as I choose the matress, she can do whatever she wants with the sheets!

I dunno, but bamboo sheets are the master race

You shed cells and bodily fluid non-stop in your bed. Make sense to wash often.

Sheets get changed twice a year on the solstices as the gods intended

New sheets are the best

Dang good question!!

If you have a dryer one set of bedsheets is sufficient.

However, if you have a dryer AND a wife...

My wife has an even lower time preference than me.

Get ya’ll a new wife. Finally marry that side chick that you are cheating on your girlfriend with.

~ jokes

You’re welcome lol

Imagine complaining about that 🤦‍♀️

Fresh bedding is my reason for living

To be fair its not a complaint just an observation

Ah, well you have observed greatness.

The cleanliness and washing them often I’m 100% on board with. But agree the lots of sets seems pointless and expensive.