How do people ever trust a baby sitter?

I’m out here struggling to just find someone I can trust as a dog sitter for a few days.

The idea of needing to use a baby sitter scares the shit out of me.

At least kids can’t be denied travel or quarantined for six weeks like they do to dogs.

My ass is gonna be bringing the damn kid on every work trip, gonna be bring your child to work day every damn day.