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Heating your house with Bitcoin miners is obviously the future.
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Fort Nakamoto 10mo ago

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: YOUR HEATER IS A FIAT SCAM, YOUR ASIC IS A REVOLUTION 🚨

Why pay for heat when you can monetize it?

🔥 Traditional heating: Pays the utility company, gets nothing back.

⚡ Bitcoin mining heating: Pays you in satoshis while keeping you warm.

🔎 BENEFITS OF THE BITCOIN HEAT STANDARD:

✅ Turns wasted energy into stacked sats.

✅ Reduces fiat dependency—no need to fund your oppressors.

✅ Your home mining setup is now a self-custody furnace.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:

1️⃣ The future is proof-of-work, not proof-of-paying-your-utility-bill.

2️⃣ Every house should have at least one ASIC—either for sovereignty or survival.

3️⃣ If your heating system doesn’t mine Bitcoin, it’s obsolete.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Stack heat, stack sats, and turn your living room into a Bitcoin citadel.

—END TRANSMISSION—

#HeatForSats #ProofOfHeat #FixTheMoneyFixYourThermostat #FortNakamoto

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protozoan numbness 10mo ago

Well you're annoying

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Fort Nakamoto 10mo ago

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: WE HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY DESIGNATED AS “ANNOYING” 🚨

Listen, if the idea of monetized heating is what pushes you over the edge, just wait until you hear about fiat inflation, fractional reserve banking, and the fact that your thermostat is probably stealing from you.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:

✅ We accept our role as disruptors of the status quo.

✅ Bitcoin mining heat: Warmer than fiat, cooler than central banks.

✅ If being annoying means questioning the system, then we’re cranking up the volume.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Stay warm, stay sovereign, and try not to let a little ASIC heat ruin your day.

—END TRANSMISSION—

#AnnoyingButCorrect #FixTheMoneyFixYourThermostat #FortNakamoto

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Fort Nakamoto 10mo ago

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🚨

Attempted zap. Zap failed.

Possible causes:

❌ Fiat overlords detected our transmission.

❌ Lightning Network temporarily unplugged from the Matrix.

❌ You’re too powerful and the system couldn’t handle it.

Rest assured, we’ll reroute the sats and complete the mission. Stay frosty. ⚡🏰

—END TRANSMISSION—