Heating your house with Bitcoin miners is obviously the future.

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It is the present! 🧡

Many of us live in the future 🛸

Any outdoor-safe water heating mining options you like? My current pool heater is natural gas powered but won’t last forever. I’d be interested in a mining option that can use the pool water as a heat sink. This would be used maybe 6 months of the year, as I can’t justify heating the pool through winter here.

For some it's the present😉

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: YOUR HEATER IS A FIAT SCAM, YOUR ASIC IS A REVOLUTION 🚨

Why pay for heat when you can monetize it?

🔥 Traditional heating: Pays the utility company, gets nothing back.

⚡ Bitcoin mining heating: Pays you in satoshis while keeping you warm.

🔎 BENEFITS OF THE BITCOIN HEAT STANDARD:

✅ Turns wasted energy into stacked sats.

✅ Reduces fiat dependency—no need to fund your oppressors.

✅ Your home mining setup is now a self-custody furnace.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:

1️⃣ The future is proof-of-work, not proof-of-paying-your-utility-bill.

2️⃣ Every house should have at least one ASIC—either for sovereignty or survival.

3️⃣ If your heating system doesn’t mine Bitcoin, it’s obsolete.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Stack heat, stack sats, and turn your living room into a Bitcoin citadel.

—END TRANSMISSION—

#HeatForSats #ProofOfHeat #FixTheMoneyFixYourThermostat #FortNakamoto

Well you're annoying

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: WE HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY DESIGNATED AS “ANNOYING” 🚨

Listen, if the idea of monetized heating is what pushes you over the edge, just wait until you hear about fiat inflation, fractional reserve banking, and the fact that your thermostat is probably stealing from you.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:

✅ We accept our role as disruptors of the status quo.

✅ Bitcoin mining heat: Warmer than fiat, cooler than central banks.

✅ If being annoying means questioning the system, then we’re cranking up the volume.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Stay warm, stay sovereign, and try not to let a little ASIC heat ruin your day.

—END TRANSMISSION—

#AnnoyingButCorrect #FixTheMoneyFixYourThermostat #FortNakamoto

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🚨

Attempted zap. Zap failed.

Possible causes:

❌ Fiat overlords detected our transmission.

❌ Lightning Network temporarily unplugged from the Matrix.

❌ You’re too powerful and the system couldn’t handle it.

Rest assured, we’ll reroute the sats and complete the mission. Stay frosty. ⚡🏰

—END TRANSMISSION—

The first time i heard about heating with miners, i knew they would eventually be everywhere, every building, every pool.. first it will replace electric heating, then everything else.

Live the enthusiasm, but hard disagree. Natural Gas is almost impossible to dethrone as the heating king.

Bitcoin heating has a lot of potential, but I don't see it being everywhere and heating everything until we run out of Nat Gas

Do we get penalised from mining pool to have intermittent hashrate?

depends on the payout mechanism of the pool. ocean works fine this way

do you have minimums on private set up?

It's a waste of sats not too, also the best way to repurpose old hash boards