“Unfortunately, this enclave of traditional life will soon succumb to the rising tide of fiat money. As their terrain diminishes, denizens of the Local Hardware Store have begun seeking out new habitats. Some have migrated to Big Box Stores. Their deep moats offer temporary respite from onerous government regulation and taxation. Unless the globe takes coordinated action to dedollarize to hard money within 12 years,”

etc etc

*4K panoramic shot of locals chatting among walls covered in hardware drawers*