*random number calls*

Me: Hello?

*5 seconds of silence*

*Indian accent*

HI THIS IS SAMMY FROM DUCT CLEANING SERVICE

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DID YOU TELL OUR NEW FRIEND SAMMY ABOUT THE CORN

Dude cut the guy some slack, Sammy used to sing for Van Halen after David Lee Roth left and he’s just trying this side gig to make ends meet

I always have hope that Sammy actually starts his own legitimate duct cleaning service.

I got one trying to help me with my "coinbase" account, so I used the opportunity to find how much metadata they have about me in the system. I had to look up coinbase screenshots to tell him what I'm seeing, etc, but I dragged him for at least 10 minutes.

He finished with "fuck you fucker", so that was a success.

Sounds legit. Give them your seed words, home address, and list of fears.