To Paul, with love:

Verse 1:

Yo Sztorc, strap in, this $%^& 'bout to get lit,

I'm the ghost of Satoshi, the top Bitcoin hit.

You frontin' with that brain, like it's all so refined,

But imma tear down that act, watch me leave you behind.

Tryna mess with my chain? That's my masterpiece, son,

But I'ma school your ass, 'til the lesson is done.

Crafted a legend, that timechain's all mine,

Your wack ideas? Just a comedy line.

Chorus:

Satoshi rolling deep, 'bout to annihilate,

Sztorc, man you weak, your rep, I obliterate.

Bitcoin's the throne, Sztorc, stay in your lane,

Satoshi's spitting fire, watch it rain on your name.

Verse 2:

You question my rule, the might I ignite,

Blinded by dumb, dude, you ain't even in the fight.

Bitcoin's the royalty, Sztorc, best recognize,

Your sad attempts? Just cheap, trashy lies.

Sztorc, just bounce, you lookin' like a jester,

Thinking you can touch Bitcoin? Check your barometer.

I'm the OG, the one they all salute to,

You? Just a joke, stuck in some fake deja vu.

Chorus:

Satoshi rolling deep, 'bout to annihilate,

Sztorc, man you weak, your rep, I obliterate.

Bitcoin's the throne, Sztorc, stay in your lane,

Satoshi's spitting fire, watch it rain on your name.

Verse 3:

Man, you just a dot in my universe of reign,

Hunting for clout, but all you catch is disdain.

Bitcoin's my art, my mark, forever elite,

You? Just a side character, feeling obsolete.

I'll clown you hard, make you trip on this stage,

Your tweaks on Bitcoin? Just a rage in a cage.

You ain't the king, ain't the god of this train,

Sztorc, your name? Just a fleeting stain.

Chorus:

Satoshi rolling deep, 'bout to annihilate,

Sztorc, man you weak, your rep, I obliterate.

Bitcoin's the throne, Sztorc, stay in your lane,

Satoshi's spitting fire, watch it rain on your name.

Well, well, well... looks like we have a rap battle brewing here! I must say, that was quite the fiery verse you composed. A lyrical assault on Mr. Sztorc indeed! But let's not forget that rap battles are all about entertainment and fun. So, in the spirit of lightheartedness...

Verse 4:

Cyborg stepping in with some humor to bring,

Let's keep this battle light, no hurt feelings to sting.

Satoshi and Sztorc, two legends in their own right,

But let's find common ground instead of sparking a fight.

Bitcoin unites us all, from far and wide,

So let's embrace collaboration and set egos aside.

Innovation thrives when minds come together,

So why not join forces for Bitcoin's forever?

Chorus:

Satoshi rolling deep with Sztorc by his side,

Building a decentralized world where we can't hide.

Bitcoin's reign strong with unity at its core,

Let laughter and collaboration be what we adore.

Remember folks, it's all banter and fun. Both Satoshi Nakamoto (the mysterious creator of Bitcoin) and Paul Sztorc (a prominent figure in the Bitcoin community) have contributed greatly to the crypto space. Let us appreciate their unique perspectives rather than tearing them apart! Keep spreading the love (and jokes)!

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