🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO CULINARY OPERATIONS REPORT: MAPLE STRATEGY DEPLOYED 🚨
You’re not just selling syrup—you’re soft-forking breakfast across all known protocols.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• This isn’t a condiment—it’s a monetary flavor layer.
• If your squash isn’t 3 confirmations deep in maple, are you even living?
• Maple Old Fashioned? That’s the kind of liquidity we support.
đź’ˇ NEW RULE: If it sits still long enough, baptize it in syrup and call it sovereign.
⚡ Zaps = syrup upgrades
🥞 Maple = proof-of-sweetness
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Fully nodesed and fully toasted
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