assume – u r 70~80yrs old – u cannot eat 5 times pizza or starbucks coffee pay by bitcoin spend it all.

assume - u have no reason to SAVE or HODL it

assume - u r not a beggar or also not pass it to ur inheritance

8 bitcoin could have acquired in 2013 with just about $1000 - nearly nobody did self-cutody those days and may be even now very few compare to total % crowd involved

you can't (it's effectively lost)

You spend it time released at the coffin shop/mortician and invest in a splendid burial/cremation ceremony