I played with Prolog a little bit last night. I don't know why I did that, but I did and I didn't completely hate it if I'm honest.
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The best part is how you went from “I have a right to be retarded if I want to and I will fight to the death to protect that right for future retards like me” to this. I really look forward to find out what messages will precede your trying, and maybe not completely hating, other languages—APL, Erlang, Haskell... Good old Scheme, too.
Those notes weren't related lol but yes, I've played with Haskell and Elixir as well, I don't hate them but I'm pretty horrible at programming so my opinion is probably only worth a 4th of a real devs opinion on this topic