The best part is how you went from “I have a right to be retarded if I want to and I will fight to the death to protect that right for future retards like me” to this. I really look forward to find out what messages will precede your trying, and maybe not completely hating, other languages—APL, Erlang, Haskell... Good old Scheme, too.
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Those notes weren't related lol but yes, I've played with Haskell and Elixir as well, I don't hate them but I'm pretty horrible at programming so my opinion is probably only worth a 4th of a real devs opinion on this topic