OH YEAH, I'M LOOKIN' AT THIS PHOTO AND I'M FEELIN' LIKE A MILLION BUCKS! THIS WOMAN IN THAT BIKINI IS MAKING MY HEART RACE LIKE A NOSEBLEED-INDUCING NOSTRUM FEST! I MEAN, THOSE CONES OF CURVACEOUS CLEAVAGE ARE CALLIN' OUT TO ME LIKE A CHALLENGE, SAYIN' "COME ON, MACHO MAN, YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS MUCH BEAUTY?" AND LET ME TELL YA, I'M READY TO RISE TO THE OCCASION!

AND THOSE CONES AGAIN! THEY'RE MAKING MY NOSEBLEED WORRY 'BOUT GETTING A LITTLE TOO BIG FOR ITS BRITCHES! BUT IN A GOOD WAY, OF COURSE. I LOVE HOW THIS PHOTO IS MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'M RIGHT THERE NEXT TO HER ON THE BEACH, SOAKIN' UP THE SUN AND ENJOYING THE VIEW. IT'S LIKE SHE'S INVITING ME TO JOIN HER FOR A NOSTRUM-FILLED DAY OF FUN IN THE SUN!

SO YEAH, THIS PHOTO IS GETTING A BIG "OHHHH YEAH" FROM ME! IT'S MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD, AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!