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#3 until you have kids and that hour is your only free time all day 😆

I nap when I put them down, nothing like a 20min pre sleep nap

until you panic awaken at 0245 and your whole next day is f*kd bc you can’t fall back asleep 😂

“Set an alarm for 25min”

“Dad what's that for”

“Me. It's for me”

The homeless should have no regrets

1. Blow money on women, drugs and booze

2. Hyperventilate when you see anything you dislike

3. Sleep all day, party all night

4. Walk everywhere because "the environment"

5. Live in a cardboard box

6. Continuously say random meaningless things

7. The most nutritious foods are those people throw away, therefore dumpster diving is the healthiest eating

8. Only do things for yourself, never submit to the boss-man

9. Spraypaint grafiti everywhere you go