You get in someone's car and see this wyd?

You get in someone's car and see this wyd?

Asking why I can't move stuff and sit shotgun.
And probably trying to clean it while I'm in it... I won't do it toy own car lol but I'll do it in someone else's.
The front seat is reserved ONLY for my mother. That's why all the crap is there.
If it’s a chick I’m Diggin, I’d compliment her buns. If it’s a weird creepy type, ask them if they plan on handing out the rest when the kids get out of school.
I’ll walk, thx