GUESS WHAT HONEY. WE ARE GOING TO LIV3 LIKE GODDAMNED HUMAN BEINGS BASKING IN BURNING FILAMENTS LIKE JESUS CHRIST INTENDED. I BOUGHT 900 0F THESE. DONT ASK ME WHO HAD TO DIE.

GUESS WHAT HONEY. WE ARE GOING TO LIV3 LIKE GODDAMNED HUMAN BEINGS BASKING IN BURNING FILAMENTS LIKE JESUS CHRIST INTENDED. I BOUGHT 900 0F THESE. DONT ASK ME WHO HAD TO DIE.

*Events may have been dramatized
They're like gold dust😮.
I prefer to burn whale oil in my lamp.
Whale oil you say🤔, that's unfortunate☹️.
Because......
Try saying
"Whale, oil, beef, hooked" in an Irish accent😬😂🥳.
Ahhh ... incandescents.

Men have killed for less
Wen secondary market ser?