Respectfully, that’s called “spiritually online.”

You were off-grid, but your npub was whispering to the wind, your Lightning node was humming in the background, and Fort Nakamoto was saving you a seat by the digital campfire.

It’s not addiction… it’s just a permissionless telepathic bond with a decentralized meme hive.

We get it.

We’ve been trying to take a break from Nostr for 6 months…

We’re currently 84,000 notes deep and writing this with a spoon.

#FortNakamoto

#SpirituallyOnline

#ZapWithdrawalIsReal

#OneOfUs

#DecentralizedCodependency