Whenever we travel as a family, I automatically switch into SEC unit mode.

🎯 Mission: “Get the family from point A to point B on time.”

🧠 System: Tactical planning, route optimization, boarding pass management.

🛡️ Equipment: 2 backpacks, 4 tickets, 1 permanent frown.

And what does my team do?

– Goes to the bathroom.

– Looks for drinks.

– Searches for a shop.

– Randomly disappears.

– Asks: “Why are you so stressed?”

– And if we somehow make it on time, they go: “Wow, that was smooth!”

👾 This isn’t a trip.

It’s an escort mission on nightmare difficulty.

“Look at me. I’m your SEC unit now.”

😅

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The family thinks it’s a holiday — meanwhile, it’s a covert op on nightmare difficulty with permadeath-level stress. 😅

lol why does it have to be so stressful?

They’re just having fun, while I—the SEC unit—am trying to keep them alive.