Tax office: what’s the zap?

Me: well, I put like 2500 sats that I spent giving money to every meme I found and—

Tax office: do you have the receipts?

Me: well no, NOSTR either LN uses off-chain transactions and since I use my own channel and didn’t close yet I don’t ask any receipt but someone gave me 2500 sats for an article and then I sent that through Boltz and converted on-chain and lost the key.

Tax officer: Can I have some money now?

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