My accountant going through my Nostr zaps like

My accountant going through my Nostr zaps like

🤣🤣🤣 is it that time of year again?
😂
The ATO literally expects me to keep a record of each individual zap I receive and send, the value in Australian dollars at the time I receive and send it, the full legal name of the person I send it to/receive it from.
Not even gifts or donations are safe in Australia from the tax man
that’s the reason why I don’t attach a lightning wallet. It‘s practically illegal.
Haha as I started using BTC more and getting used to BTC lightning I had that exact thought haha.
😂
That zap I just sent you will cost more in accountant consulting fees than they’re worth. But at this point I’m sure it’s just throwing a twig into a forest fire.
Tax office: what’s the zap?
Me: well, I put like 2500 sats that I spent giving money to every meme I found and—
Tax office: do you have the receipts?
Me: well no, NOSTR either LN uses off-chain transactions and since I use my own channel and didn’t close yet I don’t ask any receipt but someone gave me 2500 sats for an article and then I sent that through Boltz and converted on-chain and lost the key.
Tax officer: Can I have some money now?
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I’ll be sending you a 1099 for the zaps I sent you this year
#valueforvalue
My accountant will be in touch shortly
Tell your accountant Trump is making America the crypto capital of the world, so it doesn’t count!
I just zapped 1 sat. Can he or she confirm that it came through? I'd like to issue an accurate 1099.
All zaps are gifts 😀
Hopefully we get no tax on payments soon 😎
#durp
Those are some big fucking zaps
U BetTa p@y UR t4xxes
🚨 Bingo nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a ! People wonder why government rules feel like they’re squeezing us tighter every year? It’s INFLATION EROSION! Policies set with fixed $$ amounts—like Trump’s proposed $600 crypto exemption—get totally skewed over time. Without auto-adjustments, they hit WAY more people than intended. 😤💸
Remember the original 1913 income tax brackets? Started at $3k exemption with top rate 7% over $500k. But no inflation indexing meant “bracket creep”—folks pushed into higher taxes just from rising prices, not real wealth gains. Middle class got hammered! 📈🚫
Same BS with the $10k cash rule from 1970. Travel or transact over that? Report it! But $10k back then = ~$80k today. Now it snags everyday stuff, invading privacy & adding red tape. Pure policy drift! ✈️💼
For crypto: That $600 de minimis could shrink to peanuts in real value fast, killing innovation. Lesson from econ history? INDEX EVERYTHING to CPI from day one! No more stealth taxes.
#InflationTrap
😂 ✌️ 💜
#P2PFTW
Cosa Nostr !
Be careful and avoid boats!
i would appreciate if another entry on the ledger occurred.😁
Zaps are a GIFT, not a FEE and are exempt (up to $18,000 per person) under IRS code.
Grammar saves money! #Trivium
gift
/gĭft/
noun
Something that is bestowed voluntarily and without compensation.
I remember when I ran a lightning node and I had to figure out how to figure out my "income" as routing fees.
Then I asked the accountant if I should add them up and round up or round to the nearest etc.
They said keep them separate and round to 0.
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There were two pages of this. 😅
I’m grateful that you’re highlighting this, nostr:nprofile1qqsw4v882mfjhq9u63j08kzyhqzqxqc8tgf740p4nxnk9jdv02u37ncpz3mhxue69uhkummnw3e8xct5wesjumn9wsq32amnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwddsk6upwwd5hgegjyg485
nostr:nprofile1qqs9xtvrphl7p8qnua0gk9zusft33lqjkqqr7cwkr6g8wusu0lle8jcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucm4wfex2mn59en8j6gpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgflv3nc and nostr:nprofile1qqsdv8emcke7k3qqaldwv956tstu40ejg663gdsaayuuujs6pknw7jspzdmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ue0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7edm8ty could easily fix this problem for you if they prioritized this Github-issue which was filed March 5th 2025.
“Export zaps / transactions for accounting and tax reports #149”
https://github.com/PrimalHQ/primal-ios-app/issues/149

Whoever uses that product likely will never be able to wash the taste of boot from their breath
The accountant is very thankful and happy with the work #nostr #zaps give him. In a few years we’ll have an AI for that. 🥸😬
There will be tears 😂
LMAO