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INT. ALBERTO'S APARTMENT - DAY

Alberto is surrounded by computer equipment, his eyes glued to the screen. He's hacking into a website, trying to uncover its vulnerabilities. Suddenly, the door bursts open, and several police officers rush in, guns drawn.

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INT. PRISON CELL - DAY

Alberto is sitting on his bed in a small, cramped cell. He looks up as his cellmate, a hardened criminal, walks in.

CELLMATE:

(laughing)

What are you in for, kid? Stealing candy?

ALBERTO:

(resolutely)

I was trying to make the internet a safer place.

The cellmate looks at him skeptically, but then nods in understanding.

CUT TO:

INT. LAWYER'S OFFICE - DAY

Alberto is sitting across from his lawyer, who looks grim.

LAWYER:

I'm sorry, Alberto. They're going to put you away for a long time.

ALBERTO:

(voice cracking)

But I didn't do anything wrong! I was just trying to help!

LAWYER:

(shaking his head)

I know, I know. But the system doesn't always make sense.

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INT. PRISON YARD - DAY

Alberto is sitting alone on a bench, staring up at the sky. Suddenly, a group of prisoners approach him menacingly.

PRISONER 1:

(voice dripping with malice)

Hey there, hacker boy. We hear you like to mess with computers.

PRISONER 2:

(leering)

Maybe we should mess with you.

Alberto looks terrified, but then he takes a deep breath and stands up, his eyes blazing.

ALBERTO:

(defiantly)

You can try. But you won't win.

The prisoners back off, impressed by his courage.

I've been thinking about it... The real statute of limitations is up by now

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Discussion

I've been thinking about.... A lot.

And how that poor man was almost caught in the crossfire....

And how I could have communicated better to get him to duck before a fed takedown...

But he's still fine.... So it's cool.

Alberto/Daniel was going on his whole I used to be a hacker and I went to prison now I have a podcast thing.... But he was still selling OTC shitty tools to skids... Lol... But one group was very bad.... Nazis... Spider sec... Revenge porn.... Live streams of murders... It was terrible... So as I was snitching to the feds like a fucking chode because I exhausted all of my shit resources....and I gave Alberto a heads up to save himself... It was cringe as fuck... But I think it worked out fine.

He's older than me... He should know better than to leave that much of a trail... It was terrible.... I need to talk about it.

Humph! 😾

... Then I had to have cottle (that fucking hot mess) stick up for me to weirdos that think reporting anything to the feds is bad no matter what it is...

Спасибо

Habit: giving out information about a fake statue of limitations

* Alberto sold these shit heads an OTC ddos that lasted like 2 hours that they used on doxbin because op fuck the nazis was in full swing and people were doxing Nazis on doxbin... They got mad and wanted to shut it down and brag to people in discord about their "superiority" lol

Meanwhile I was monitoring everything and had already made friends with Alberto (very nice respectful guy)

Oh oops.... Good thing the other evidence was deleted....

But yeah... He had no idea who he sold to.

It's fine....

Yeah..... It was all dumb... But it was still fine...

My other thought: why didn't you delete that message? I deleted everything.... And yet...

Wow

* Don't do this

And now he's mixed in with more Nazis... Again.

Be careful who you hacker bond with kids

* he absolutely can handle himself

Good guy

Love the shit with Georgia

But I assume he should expect backlash from Russians

And I'm hoping not

I like that one

* my op :(