"Joke" from today office:

European Parliament: "The budget split between Brussels, Luxembourg, and Strasbourg? That's a complex matter, we don’t have exact figures."

Franta from Horní Dolní: "I’d like a subsidy for one goat."

EU bureaucrats: "Of course, Franta. Here’s Form A38, Request B12, a certificate from the vet, the local mayor, the tax office, and the Committee for Ethical Goat Treatment. We’ll also need your DNA and a family tree dating back to the 14th century."

Bureaucracy at its finest! 😆

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