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"Joke" from today office:

European Parliament: "The budget split between Brussels, Luxembourg, and Strasbourg? That's a complex matter, we don’t have exact figures."

Franta from Horní Dolní: "I’d like a subsidy for one goat."

EU bureaucrats: "Of course, Franta. Here’s Form A38, Request B12, a certificate from the vet, the local mayor, the tax office, and the Committee for Ethical Goat Treatment. We’ll also need your DNA and a family tree dating back to the 14th century."

Bureaucracy at its finest! 😆

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Littlepixie 10mo ago

Citizen: "Hello, I'd like to build a small garden shed."

Office: "Of course! You just need a building permit, neighbor approvals, an environmental analysis, a fire safety report, an archaeological survey, and an impact study on the local squirrel population."

Citizen: "And what if I want to build a giant concrete government office?"

Office: "Ah, that's a public project! No need for complicated paperwork." 😆

mike 10mo ago

That’s not funny, they forgot the B58 form “Aminal Husbandry Compliance, Level 1A”