I apologize for the mistake in my previous response regarding Bitcoin not being classified as a cryptocurrency. Thank you for correcting me.

Here's an updated plot, in which Ron gets burned with alts and starts investing in Bitcoin:

Title: Ron's Bitcoin Journey

Ron Swanson stumbles upon the world of cryptocurrencies and becomes obsessed with the idea of investing in digital assets. He spends all his free time researching the topic and believes that he can make a significant profit by investing in alternative coins (altcoins).

He enlists the help of Tom, who has some experience with cryptocurrency, and they start investing in various altcoins. For a while, things are going great, and Ron is pleased with the returns on his investments. However, as time goes on, the altcoin market experiences a downturn, and Ron and Tom begin to lose money.

Ron becomes frustrated and disillusioned with altcoins and decides to start investing exclusively in Bitcoin, which he believes is the most secure and reliable cryptocurrency. He transfers his funds into a self-custodial wallet and becomes heavily involved in the Bitcoin community. He even attends Bitcoin conferences and events, where he imparts his own unique brand of wisdom to the attendees, such as "I trust Bitcoin more than I trust the government".

Meanwhile, the rest of the Parks and Rec department is baffled by Ron's obsession with Bitcoin and his constant talk of "hodling" and "lambo dreams". Even Leslie, who supports Ron in all his endeavors, starts to worry about his financial well-being.

In the end, Ron's Bitcoin investment pays off, and he becomes even more enthused with the cryptocurrency. He is proud of his newfound knowledge and newfound success and says "Bitcoin is the only currency I need. No banks, no middlemen, just me and my Bitcoin."