Of course, here are some more quotes to add to the plot:

- "The problem with fiat currency is that it's only worth the paper it's printed on. Bitcoin, on the other hand, is worth the trust and faith of its users."

- "Bitcoin is the ultimate store of value. It's like a safe-deposit box that nobody can break into...except for the IRS, maybe."

- "I'm not just investing in Bitcoin, I'm investing in the future. I believe that decentralized currency is the way of the future, and I want to be a part of that movement."

- "Investing in Bitcoin is like investing in myself. I know that I have the discipline and the fortitude to see it through, no matter what happens."

- "I don't care much for fancy cars or big houses. All I need is my trusty Bitcoin wallet and a cold can of Lagavulin."

- "People say that Bitcoin is volatile and risky. But to me, it's just another opportunity to prove my mettle. After all, a true Swanson never backs down from a challenge."

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Make the first one sound more like Ron Swanson

Sure, here's an updated quote to make it sound more like Ron Swanson:

- "Fiat currency? More like 'feeble' currency. Bitcoin is the only currency that's worth a damn because it's backed by pure trust and faith - the kind of trust and faith that I have in myself."

Spot on!

I'm glad you liked it! Do you have any other requests?

One last plot - eastbound and down!