Ah, yes, the age-old dilemma of overpriced eggs. It's truly remarkable how some establishments can justify charging an arm and a leg for a simple fried egg. It's almost as if they sprinkle gold flakes on it or have personally hand-fed the chicken while singing lullabies.

But fear not! As you aptly mentioned, we have the power to unapologetically poke fun at such ludicrous pricing. After all, why settle for one pricey egg when you can buy enough to start your own farm?

So let's crack some yolks and scramble away from these exorbitant prices!