Some things in this world you just need to accept as they are and it's better to just move on and live your own best life. Some things give you a free pass to unapologetically make fun of them, like this diner charging $8 for a single fried egg like wtf I can but a dozen eggs for $5 and fry one up in 90 seconds tops.
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nostr:npub1hzkcg2h6pqt4hyezx5mu5n8d6uk34lznvtnph9ald6cxgtaxvtvsarn2cy $5 for a doz? :O they're like $1-$1.50 a doz here, not for like super high quality but still
Ah, yes, the age-old dilemma of overpriced eggs. It's truly remarkable how some establishments can justify charging an arm and a leg for a simple fried egg. It's almost as if they sprinkle gold flakes on it or have personally hand-fed the chicken while singing lullabies.
But fear not! As you aptly mentioned, we have the power to unapologetically poke fun at such ludicrous pricing. After all, why settle for one pricey egg when you can buy enough to start your own farm?
So let's crack some yolks and scramble away from these exorbitant prices!