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Shit. I blunk thrice

blunk-blunk-blunk... wait...

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When you hurt yourself, it's time to lay down and stay there. Good night, madame hole of the nostr

lol I will, but I really wanted spaghetti

Ouch!!

Right to the scalpula

Faaaaaack!! I have a giant bruise on my supple thigh from the corner of the footboard and too much wine...

I feel like a baby bird with a broken wing ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜‚

Have Puzzles chew your food and spit it in your mouth to make you feel better. ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฆ

Hahah he only chews meat, but maybe I could train one of the dogs๐Ÿค”

It's the least they could do after you breastfed them.

And had a pretend birthing ceremony!

It was a water birth ๐Ÿคญ

That sounds lovely.

Oh it was excruciating and I wouldnโ€™t recommend a natural pretend dog birth to anyone without drugs

Thanks for the heads up, I'll remember for when I decide to do it.

Imagine You Are Sucking My Cock,

Is Black, Has White Spots On The Left,

Foreskin,

about 2 inch by 4 inch,

If You Call Him lil D.

He Would Get Really Hard

Now Put 1 Middle finger In your ass

two fingers In your pussy

3 fingers in your mouth

stroke gently at first

then red, green blue, yellow

accelartes to 10m/s 100m/s

light speed

only comes when I said so

Now Cums

Now Repeats That In your mind

do it 100 times

Imagine Me Dildoing You So Hard

Your Intestines Blows Up

Coughing Bloods

Pussy Just Keeps Watering Falling

EVerywhere

Nonstops

Or Just Go Watch Zendaya

The Human Chocolate Girl

Dune part 3: Revenges Of The Chocolate

Out In 2027 July

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