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jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️

I’m a doctor. How can I help?

Infiltrating!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️

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I shot you! I hope you are ok

Good! Get the nemesis!

How many are there? And can I keep one as a pet?

I’ll allow it, but #[13] might not like it

👀

Just one ☝🏼

Got it

SetoXlll 2y ago

My fingers are feeling the pain from squeezing the trigger but they are going to fall off before I stop! #SAYNOTOTHEGREENFROG!

Ffs my phone died, if Bitcoin is digital energy why can’t it keep my phone charged???

He’s right!

Phone dies we win

Victory!!!!!

Did we win!

Oh, we won a long time ago…

Ok then. I hope I was on your team then!

SetoXlll 2y ago

WE SURE DID! FROGGY is boiled!

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

ser

This war has spilled into other dimensions

I was just fighting on another front

🖕🐸🖕

The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2y ago

Boil him , soldiers! 🐶🐾🤣🐸🔫☢️

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

I’m so far ahead this water is an ice bath…

Right. We’ll see.

The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2y ago

Get hard 69’ed, you filthy 🐸🐶🐾🐸🔫☢️🖕🐶🖕🥷🤣🤣🤣

boston wine 2y ago

Alright needed a shower after all these 69⚡️

What did I miss

https://music.apple.com/ca/album/xiaolin-showdown-theme-acapella/1648411954?i=1648411955

Jawad Dashti 2y ago

69 what a number! ⚡️

It’s a great number.

TawnyaFromTexas 2y ago

I wanna 69 😝

SetoXlll 2y ago

#[15] i just 69 yah!

TawnyaFromTexas 2y ago

It feels so good 💕⚡️

SetoXlll 2y ago

And followed you as well

What side!? Join the 🐸s

SetoXlll 2y ago

No don’t join the green join the FISH!

Fish are smelly, frogs are strong and fun at parties

TawnyaFromTexas 2y ago

I don’t know if I’m a 🐟 or a 🐸 I just wanna get 💦

Be careful. These bots are next-level creepy.

Thanks for saying this, I am creeped out

charisma_ni_zandro 2y ago

Are bots and crawlers the same?

😅

TawnyaFromTexas 2y ago

😅

Ma’am. 🤣🤣

#Nostrafterdark

TawnyaFromTexas 2y ago

It’s not the worst thing I’ve done 😜

SetoXlll 2y ago

We must keep fighting!

Is he really back at it?

The beast

TawnyaFromTexas 2y ago

🤷🏼‍♀️

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

😳

TawnyaFromTexas 2y ago

You should see what my dms are like 😝

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

#[9] bruh they still throwing pebbles? #[14] you too?

The Satokespeare 2y ago

Feel my artillery!

Nothing at me.

Me either

You’re defeated. Goodbye.

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

Ma’am.

My uniform is spotless. I feel lighter without all these sats weighing me down.

Y’all are drowning under their weight.

they’re for you ser 🫡

Squeaky clean.

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

Like. Geez. I imagine I’d get at least grazed or something. Big nothingburger with this lot.

Nothing like our initial battle #[15]. You sir a force to be reckoned with 🫡

+ #[12] for trying to stage an intervention hahaha

The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2y ago

You mean your pathetic 6969 and 6900 “grenades” 🐸⁉️🐶🐾🐸🔫☢️

SetoXlll 2y ago

#[16] join us in the Great War!

Executive 2y ago

Who says I was never in it

we need more plebs , more the merrier , keep 🐸’gin the 🐸

6900 are from our General Squad Leader #[13]

im hitting him

ingledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

a few seconds ago

-69 sats

~$0.02

singledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

a few seconds ago

-690 sats

~$0.17

singledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

a few seconds ago

-69 sats

~$0.02

singledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

a minute ago

-69 sats

~$0.02

singledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

a minute ago

-690 sats

~$0.17

singledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

2 minutes ago

-690 sats

~$0.17

singledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

2 minutes ago

-690 sats

~$0.17

singledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

2 minutes ago

-690 sats

~$0.17

singledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

2 minutes ago

-69 sats

~$0.02

singledouble12@walletofsatoshi.com

3 minutes ago

SetoXlll 2y ago

That’s what I want to see!!!

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

all now negated 🤙

more inbound

SetoXlll 2y ago

Keeps zapping the frog!!!!

The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2y ago

Oh, the ammunition supply that I’ve mistaken for the 🐸 💣. Sorry #[13] 🐶🐾🤣

Don’t waste it. Think of it 😇🥹

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

no, you had it right the first time

Would you like me to add a zero?

boston wine 2y ago

Dare ya. Y’all too froggy for that

The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2y ago

NO, this war must be fought with bullets 🐶🐾🫡🔫🔫🔫🤣🤣🤣🐸🥵🔥

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

Then stop throwing pebbles 😂

The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2y ago

How do you like the slow temperature rise, little 🐸 🐶🐾🤣🐸🔥🥵

🤕

Jawad Dashti 2y ago

I just sent you 6969 sats.

SetoXlll 2y ago

TELL US TELL US!

TawnyaFromTexas 2y ago

You’ll have to dm me to find out 😉 not everything can be public babe

SetoXlll 2y ago

Well that deserves a 69 here yah go!

kiki⚡️ 2y ago

Lotta chicken enthusiasts creeping you out? People are unbelievable sheesh

TawnyaFromTexas 2y ago

I’ve always been a sucker for attention 💁🏼‍♀️

SetoXlll 2y ago

#[15] it’s over bro! We won!

The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2y ago

🐸 is boiling , we continue raising the temperature 🐶🐾🤣🐸🔫☢️

SetoXlll 2y ago

The frog needs to BOIL!!!

I know a chef in Louisiana 👀

charisma_ni_zandro 2y ago

Can you tell us who is this "frog" you are all referring to,and give us a brief history,so we have an idea what to do or how we deal with it?

The Satokespeare 2y ago

Give the 🐸 a really nasty 69 ⚡️

I’m the only one allowed to *tickle* (69) here.

Don’t ask me I just got recruited and handed a frog zapper. I’m just hitting anything that hops!

SetoXlll 2y ago

This is the way!!!

The 🐸 is inevitable

The Satokespeare 2y ago

I have some bombs to drop! Point me to 🐸s soldiers someone!

You know who else is f—ked?

#[15]

Was a bot who wanted to feed me raw meat & kill an alligator with fire in leather pants.

Burrrrr that was cold blooded

SetoXlll 2y ago

I’m dropping 69’s on em, flying the Apache helicopter!!!

One sec.. ok I’ve got my theme song now! https://music.apple.com/ca/album/xiaolin-showdown-theme-acapella/1648411954?i=1648411955

Seriously, our uniforms are cleaner now then before we started.

🤣

Satoshi Nakamoto 2y ago

I’m on nonstop

#frogisinevitable

#frogisinevitable

The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2y ago

What, your 🐸 commander is MIA, and I am still around. Team frog is boiled 🐶🐾🤣🐸🔫☢️🫡

🤣

Negative. Not a scratch.