Just Call Me Dad

No trips to Europe

I have enough adventures with my kids

They get into more things

Than me or my siblings ever did

Wouldn’t trade it for nothing

All this DINK gloating’s really a fad

IMO, it’s a cope

But do what floats your boat

Personally, I prefer being dad

Go out to Vegas

Spend half my mortgage on your crazy vacay

I can see the comments

On Instagram, I can read what they say

Wouldn’t trade it for nothing

A life on insta is truly sad

When they’re out of the house

I can travel somehow

But for now, just call me dad