You escaped the communist western hell hole. You're on an island sitting in a bar. This is the bartender. What will you say?

You escaped the communist western hell hole. You're on an island sitting in a bar. This is the bartender. What will you say?

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"Did you promise to eat your hat or your d*ck if bitcoin didn't reach $500K during the previous halving epoch?"
Not really... would just buy a drink and leave with a big smile.
My man!