Beardless sleep is wonderful. My beard was annoying the shit out of me. Didn’t match with my pillow choice either.
Haircut won’t happen until $100K.
Pillow/Beard clash is a sin
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You could sew with the whiskers I generate. I can slice fruit just rubbing on my face.
Dude my whiskers are straight up wire I need to use side cutters and power tools to have a trim.
That was me yesterday. Had to use a leaf blower to clean up after.
Dumb not to too much work otherwise.