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8? Must be using a silk pillowcase so your hair doesn't tangle

Beardless sleep is wonderful. My beard was annoying the shit out of me. Didn’t match with my pillow choice either.

Haircut won’t happen until $100K.

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Pillow/Beard clash is a sin

You could sew with the whiskers I generate. I can slice fruit just rubbing on my face.

Dude my whiskers are straight up wire I need to use side cutters and power tools to have a trim.

That was me yesterday. Had to use a leaf blower to clean up after.

Dumb not to too much work otherwise.