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And the other 16 you’re out spending fuckery? (Checks math quickly 8+16=24 yep which is one whole day minus a bit for leap year 😮‍💨)

8? Must be using a silk pillowcase so your hair doesn't tangle

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Beardless sleep is wonderful. My beard was annoying the shit out of me. Didn’t match with my pillow choice either.

Haircut won’t happen until $100K.

Pillow/Beard clash is a sin

You could sew with the whiskers I generate. I can slice fruit just rubbing on my face.

Dude my whiskers are straight up wire I need to use side cutters and power tools to have a trim.

That was me yesterday. Had to use a leaf blower to clean up after.

Dumb not to too much work otherwise.