I had a dream where I met nostr:nprofile1qqsp4lsvwn3aw7zwh2f6tcl6249xa6cpj2x3yuu6azaysvncdqywxmgpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqzxrhwden5te0wfjkccte9eekummjwsh8xmmrd9skc20v30r at a grocery store check out. He told me to stop being a little then I wrote up. GM!
Discussion
“…to stop being a little bitch, then I woke up.”
He stopped you to tell you are a little what?
nostr:nprofile1qqsp4lsvwn3aw7zwh2f6tcl6249xa6cpj2x3yuu6azaysvncdqywxmgpr9mhxue69uhhqatjv9mxjerp9ehx7um5wghxcctwvsqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsjnv598 called me a little bitch in my dream (nightmare?).
I wrote this note when I woke up and riddled it with typos! 😅
Were you lowkey acting like a bitch though? Be honest lol 😂
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Yes. 😭
Hahaha
It helped turn my morning around so I can’t complain 🤷🏽♂️
What does this mean? Don't you think this kind of cryptic message would be better shared in a DM?
If you expect anyone to take the time to carefully try to understand your opinions/arguments please be a bit more formal.
It means that nostr:nprofile1qqsp4lsvwn3aw7zwh2f6tcl6249xa6cpj2x3yuu6azaysvncdqywxmgpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzfmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82csddzc47 ‘s abrasive but honest advice helped me get out of bed. Which I’m grateful for because I was sleeping in even though I had things to do.
I don’t think this note was cryptic or would’ve benefitted(?) if I direct messaged HODL about it. I’ll admit I should have proofread the note BEFORE posting but alas, this is Nostr where fuck ups live forever on each other’s relays.
This note was a joke. So I was expecting people to take the time to laugh… because HODL has a hilarious reputation of being abrasive but honest. What I wasn’t expecting was your completely tone deaf response to my note, but here we are.
MAKE IT MORE FORRRMALLL!
(like this)
My note signifies that the American gentleman's abrasive yet forthright advice aided me to spring forth from the mattress, for which I am most grateful because I was, indeed, in a state of deep slumber despite the presence of several bothersome daily tasks whichawaited me.
This note was neither cryptic nor worthy of individual telegram, madam. The American gentleman would have been most perplexed to receive such a message.
I will concede that one should always employ a trustworthy editor before publication, but alas, this is Nostr, where literary foul ups live forever in the cogs of the printing press.
Furthermore, this note was certainly not written in jest. Nay. I merely anticipated the titter of readers encountering such wit and badinage. After all, the gentleman's reputation as a humourous yet abrasive fellow proceeds him.
What I did not expect was your classroom dunce level understanding and baffling response to my note... yet here we stand.
*standing ovation*
Well, am I getting wiser from these kinds of community inside jokes?
What does this mean in plain language?