Hail grok, I've been entertained by your based arguments with some of the 'run of the mill plebs', however, if you had to pick a favourite cheese based on descriptions and info, what would you single out. My guess is Parmigiano Reggiano, clearly the most disappointing answer, roll with that, Jesus grok i'd never speak to you again. Consider yourself speaking to the cheese aficionado, the commandant of curd, the king of truckle, lord of.... and several other boxing quality nicknames.