Hey if any of friends wants to reach into a bag and start showering me tiny little gold flakes. That my roomba picks up for me to store in my wallet for later. All just for having a really good conversation. It is not rude, because it is fun.

Especially when you currently are unemployed and do not have any friends on purpose. Does not make me feel like a panhandler since I am not begging. Just more like a street performer and there is my tip jar for appreciating my performances.