I was changing my son's diaper when he pissed a fountain into the air and all over his face and body.
As I was trying to clean him up, he peed two more times before I could get his diaper back on.
I'm forty five years old, and this was a first for me. I laughed so hard.
“This too shall pass”.
I have been peed on, bled on (nose bleeds), thrown up on and in (my mouth, when holding my baby up and staring at his face), sneezed on...
So this time it was him, but I'm fairly certain it will happen to you too. Welcome to parenthood!
This is the best! 😂🤣
Yeah, my brother, when he first was brought home from the hospital, golden showered my mom. I got shielded since was short enough to fit under the changing table. I had never seen my grandfather in such hysterical fits of laughter, from his safe space at the threshold of the nursery.
Learn whilst doing Levi!
Fatherhood going well I hope
It is, and it's a dream come true.
You too? I was in the exact situation only days ago. You're a grandpa dad too? :)
Nah, just a new dad. 😃
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