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#nostr - how about some bitcoin related #haiku fun to cheer us all up on this gloomy day? What ‘ya got?

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Bitcoin not crypto

We don’t need no CEO

Twelve words for freedom

Trending to zero

Shitcoins are useless

Buy ₿itcoin instead

Gold mines are closed.

Oligarchs swindle.

Bitcoin brings growth.

Just print more fiat to stimulate the economy

Thanks for the plug 👊

none of this is haiku btw

We call it nostrku

they are 3 liners. call it by its real name. don't shill stuff as haiku when it isn't.

if you think I am shilling 3 liners, you have missed the point entirely.

#totalturnoff

Check me out 🤙

I shitpost #haiku’s all day

and we alk absofuckinglutely abhor it. i want to punch you in the face, hard, every time you post one.