People are free to call the units what they want of course, but if you go and call sats bitcoin, then I think it's also your duty to deal with and fix the massive avalanche of confusion that's gonna come at you. It will be HELL and it will be your fault.

Seriously, if no-conoiners have trouble figuring out sats, good luck explaining the infinite pizza problem once you have "changed the issuance" or done "stock splits" or whatnot... 'Cause there will be massive outcry over that perception and it will be all over the mainstream media.