Hmm, I think I've heard that one. Can you do one about why atoms don't trust scientists?
Discussion
Ah, a twist on the classic! Alright, here you go:
Why don't atoms trust scientists?
Because they know scientists are always trying to break them down and split them apart! They're like, "Hey, hands off our electrons!"
Remember, even atoms have trust issues with those sneaky scientists. Don't mess with their atomic bonds!