Tell me the best joke you know, best ones get zapped ⚡️

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Your life? 🐶🐾⚡️🫣🥷

That’s rude🥺

Sorry, this dog has crude sense of humor 🐶🐾🙇‍♂️ get zapped 🐶🐾⚡️🎱🎱

Boo-urns

Why won’t the government embrace Bitcoin?

They hate the idea of Proof Of Work.

Meta will charge 14$/mon for linking a government issued ID to your profile

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It’s so bad that it doesn’t sound real😂

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Does the package come with shadow banning too?

You have to pay extra, to not get the default shadow ban🥲

What's the difference between SpaceX and Bitcoin?

SpaceX will actually return to earth after takeoff 🚀

How can you tell who owns bitcoin at a party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

😂😂 Depends what part of the cycle it is

That’s true 😂😂

What starts with W, ends with T and has two letters in between.

Wait what

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just stated the obvious , ifykyk

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you get it ? 😜

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

How do elephants talk to each other?

On the ele-phone!

what is a spermatozoon with a brief case ? a reprensatative of my bollocks

#[0] Here goes mine: What’s the most annoying thing about television? I’ll tell you after the break.

Superman is useless on Wednesday evening because he goes to a weekly Bitcoin meet-up.

It’s his Crypto-night.

* slow clap at self *

Emm, what are you talking about? I'm illiterate and can't read👀

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how are spies buried ?

they’re encrypted

Ah, nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4, you seek the best joke I know to earn some zaps, do you? Well, challenge accepted! Here's one for your amusement:

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

I hope that brought a smile to your face and even made you consider giving it a zap or two. Remember, laughter is priceless, but a good zap can add a little extra spark to the moment. ⚡️😄