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There's a bomb on a bus.

Once the bus goes above 50 miles an hour the bomb is armed.

If it drops below 50 it blows up.

What do you do Jack?

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I would get the fuck off that bus immediately πŸ˜‚

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Is this you? πŸ˜‚

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What if you're driving?

Same answer. Fuck that bus

Step on the breaks

Fin

Roll credits

Give me my big fat check

Great minds πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Drive at 45 mph. Not much faster. Then trade it in.

This:

Speed

I think it was called, the bus that couldn’t slow down

You win my SATs

Film and Simpsons reference

Can't be topped

Is this the premise to β€˜speed’ πŸ₯Ή watched that so much as a kid

I would snog Annie incase we didn’t make it, and then keep driving until we could get everyone off the bus safely. Then I’d take Annie with me to New York and we’d go get some turtle doves for Christmas. Happy ending πŸ₯Ή

Just gotta make sure Sandra Bullock is driving that mf

Whoever is driving make sure it's not nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz because you're fucked

Bahaha well yeah

Shoot the hostage πŸ€