Preschooler: “Daddy I want to call Nana. I need to tell her something.”

Me: “That’s so nice, of course you may.”

(I proceed to hand over the phone & he makes the call)

Preschooler: “Hi Nana! I’m going to beat up your baby!”

Nana: “Good!”

(I’m nearly decapitated immediately by a clothesline maneuver)

😑 the #plebdad struggle.