My old roommate used to stare at you as you walked in the door and piss on the floor without even the courtesy of breaking eye contact

My roommates love to come hang out in the bathroom as soon as I'm pooping

My roommate loves eating fresh barn cat poop then coming in the house to vomit it on the rug.

My roommate licks his butt, and then tries to kiss me.

My roommate brings bugs and other small creatures into my house to slowly bat at them until they die.

My roommate will wake up, scream, attack me, and then demand food, and try to cuddle after.

Room mate is a Pug. Definitely NOT a lapdog.

A dictator . Bed hogger. And has a talent for scoping out food that should be in the pantry or the fridge.